I Don't Drink Water Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White Comfort: guaranteed

Comfort: guaranteed

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I Don't Drink Water Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White Comfort: guaranteedI don't drink water. The mug says it, the coffee confirms it, and the hydration app gave up asking months ago. This funny hydration mug confesses the beverage hierarchy honestly. Water exists, technically. Coffee exists, spiritually. The choice was never close. Who this is for: The coffee loyalist whose water intake is a rounding error The gift that makes the whole office point at one person Anyone needing an I don't drink water mug as a confession