Modern Mayhem Flavor:Modern Mayhem These were pants so psychotic

These were pants so psychotic they cut themselves off at the knee and became shorts

Traditional Cola With Vanilla

Now with 29% more death than previous models

One hit of this new limited edition tank top and you won’t be able to feel your sleeves

Art by Brian Butler

Modern Mayhem Flavor:Modern Mayhem These were pants so psychoticSome joke that most sparkling waters taste like someone whispered the name of a flavor in another room. But these killer cans of soda style sparkling will attack your tastebuds with soda level flavor and only 1 10th of the sugar.* Less Sugar.* Huge Flavor. No Caffeine No Artificial Sweeteners 10 Calories 2g Sugar Infinitely Recyclable Cans We Donate a Portion of Our Proceeds to Help Kill Plastic Pollution Severed Lime, Doctor Death, Squeezed To Death